Economy Improving in Wish
Granting and Curses Industries
For years the economy has
suffered worldwide, but finally reports show that we’re turning a corner. Some
of the cobwebs and dust is being gradually brushed off the shop countertops. A
few interested customers and some uninterested ones are lingering in front of
window displays. According to recent studies, the economy is definitely showing
improvement in the industry of wish granting and curses.
After a drastic drop in
spending, stocks and data numbers have finally taken a marked upward trend in
the dark arts. In the last month there has been a 14% increase in consumer
spending, according to local gypsies and shamans.
“For years there would only
be the occasional weekly customer,” said local amateur wizard Jennifer Smith.
“Like someone who really needed to curse their office administrator. You know:
an emergency. But now it’s like every day there’s a new client coming into the
shack and begging to have a wish granted. People are desperate again. It’s
wonderful!”
Reportedly there is an
increase in new clients searching for magical antidotes and also a rise in the
frequency with which regular customers are utilizing these services.
Experts speculate that the
rise in interest in wish granting and curses may be correlated to the extreme
terror and misery that is sweeping the planet. Wishes and curses scientist
Brady Joe said that it is a common trend. “The public realizes that everything
is meaningless and we’re all spiraling downward into an inevitable doom and
then suddenly they want to wish to go on a date with Alex from marketing.”
Witch doctors and magical
retailers everywhere are happy with the apparent influx of demand. Subsequently
this has a positive effect creating more positions in the factories for elves
on the production level. The economy has apparently taken a turn for the
better, but some industry professionals wonder how long this will last.
“We don’t really know where
we’ll be in a year,” said Jennifer Smith from under her starry pointed wizard
hat, hugging her small son to her robed waist. “But for now, I can afford to
get little Timmy shoes without holes in them.”
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