Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Christmas wish list

Conversation with my mother.
Mom: "What do you want for Christmas? Your grandma, aunt, and uncle have all been nagging me."
Me: "I don't really need anything."
Mom: "Don't be a martyr"
Me: "What? I'm not I just don't need anything right now."
Mom: "But it's CHRISTMAS. Pick something you want."
Me: "For Christmas what I want is, it would be nice if for once we could be in the same room for a few hours without screaming at each other and crying. Wait, no, I mean money."
Mom: "Don't be ridiculous you need to get something. Otherwise it's not christmas. You'll break your grandma's heart if you don't let her get you anything."

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